If Santa had to drive instead of fly, he wouldn’t make it to my house Christmas Eve. Traffic raises my blood pressure and makes me late. The only good thing about traffic is that it keeps me from speeding.
Speeding is against the law. Traffic should be too. There are times I would get my […]
Why don’t I ever see a half-empty bag of potato chips or a few peanuts left in a bowl? We must have convinced ourselves that snack food doesn’t have as many calories because we eat it with our hands. But if that’s right, maybe it applies only to right-handed people.
Why don’t people make an […]
Who knew that 46.4% of the average American’s food dollar is spent in restaurants? Our lives have gotten so hectic we don’t have time to defrost dinner or put something in the microwave.
I remember when going out to eat was a treat. Now, in spite of eating out being more expensive and less healthy for […]
I don’t know about you, but I need a vacation. It doesn’t have to be at an exotic location. It doesn’t have to be break-the-bank expensive. I just need to get away so I can appreciate what I have when I come back. What I have might be a little dustier, but I’ll appreciate it […]
How do you know when you’re grown up? Is it when people stop asking you what you want to be? One of the first things I wanted to be was an only child - no hand-me-down’s, no sharing, no comparing, no competition.Then I realized if I didn’t have siblings, I wouldn’t have anyone to share […]
“You’re out of luck”. That’s what the salesman told me when he didn’t have my size in a shoe. I didn’t think anymore about it until I ran out of gas driving home from the mall. A few minutes later a policeman stopped to offer assistance and noticed my license tags had expired. It was […]
I’m as patriotic as the next person, maybe even more so if the next person is the cashier at my local convenience store which still doesn’t seem to employ REAL Americans; but I digress.
Anyway, the rules for being a patriotic American were always a little bit fuzzy prior to 9/11, so I thank God (can […]
Optimist: There is nothing more important than feeling good.
Pessimist: Come again? Didn’t I just tell you how bad everything is
Optimist: When you feel good you raise your vibrations. You get what you prefer. You send out a frequency that brings you what you love.
When you feel miserable, you’re setting yourself up to […]
George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find something funny search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom packaged in humour. Enjoy.
1. You wouldn’t worry what people thought about you if you only knew how seldom they did.
2. To expect life to treat you fairly because you’re a good […]
Star couple and picture perfect pair Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston did a formal announcement of their break-up through the office of Aniston’s publicist, Stephen Huvane. This announcement came after tabloid stories said that the couple’s marriage was indeed on the rocks.
The announcement mentioned that the reasons for the couple’s split are difficult schedules and […]
